Peeing on a Stick

So ever since I have had Landon I have had pregnancy symptoms.

Theres just something about how your body changes and a little human growing inside you, sometimes beating you from the inside out that compares to nothing else.

So for the past 2 years...

I can feel the baby kicking..

or is it gas?

Yep, its just a gas bubble.

When I get Diarrhea..

yes I am a women..

and yes women get diarrhea and gas...

I just know Im pregnant.I'm happy..

no wait I'm sad..

No, no I am happy

Nope. Im sad again.

Am I hormonal?

Am I pregnant?

Cravings.
I want frozen yogurt.
SOMEONE GET ME SOME FREAKIN FROZEN YOGURT!
I think I have a problem.
Am i pregnant?

I am so tired.
Coffee.
Coffee.
Coffee.
I can't function.
If i didnt have kids I would lay in bed alllllll day.
I feel like I just climbed a mountain,
but all I did was turn on cartoons and get breakfast.
Am I pregnant?

Ugh.
Nausea.
Nausea means youre pregnant right?

So anytime anything happens I chalk it up to..
well maybe I'm pregnant.
No! I'm not pregnant.
I mean, I do have a bit of a headache..
and I really REALLY want frozen yogurt right now..
geez,
I better go pee on a stick.