Saturday, August 27, 2011

Mom of the Year #7

Ive never taken a physics class..

but if I had, I probably would have failed.

Newton's Law of Gravity:

If child A is sitting in the stroller,

and child B is sitting on the handles of the stroller,

if Child A is removed,

Child B will fall from lack of gravitational weight pull that child A provided.

Child B will do a face plant on the concrete and end up with a fat, bloody lip, chin and elbow.

Mommy of A & B needs to go back and take a physics class

cause she SUCKS!

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